The only reason I'm still here,

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(Source: chrisruffalo, via spookyrecluse)

assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

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